They both cum in gallons.
Collection of maybe the funnies Dirty jokes in internet.
would you help your friend Jack off a horse?
They told me to try Vine.
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”
“Yeah that’s the one”
It was a disaster. Nobody came.
It really fucked my ass up.
Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 18.104.22.168.5.6 and she was thinking she did a good job.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5.3-5.3-5…