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So a kid has sex for the first time

So a teen boy came home from a day hanging out with his friends one day to his mom in the kitchen.
‘I had sex for the first time today…’ he says.

His mother slaps him and says ‘go to your room until your father gets home…’

Later on that night his father arrives home and the first thing the mother says is ‘you’d better go talk to your son… He had sex for the first time today.’ to which the father replies ‘yes honey. I will go talk to him…’

The father walks upstairs into the sons room and says ‘son I’m proud that you had sex for the first time today. your mom isn’t too happy about it… But since you’ve reached a big milestone so why don’t we go and get the dirt bike you’ve always wanted?’

The son looks down at the floor. and replies ‘damn dad. that sounds sweet but my ass still hurts.’